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well, hey, tumblr.  i’ve been neglecting you, little buddy.  come over here and sit by me and...

what.the.fuckity.fuck.fuck.

“We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of...”
—                   tom robbins

paper bird

me: hey!
i can has D's cock in my mouth?
D: WHOA! Umm sure
I love you sooo soo soo much, i just want to squeeze you!
me: awwwww, D!
i'll squeeze YOU.
D: good
you better
are you getting off at your normal time today
me: you mean from work? sorry my mind is somewhere else right now. i might need a bathroom break.
D: go for it honey. you've been a good girl.
me: why do you ask? will you be waiting in your office, pants down, pillow on the floor so i can blow you while you [do your work]?
D: whoa
I wish
I'm still working, you
and I'm getting a little tired
me: you can work. and ill work your dick.
: P
D: you! You're so dirty today
me: i'm a little loopy
all the endorphines from working out
D: sweet.
i'll be waiting. hurry home...

my secret, too.  one of many.

“sleep with assholes, lie in shit”
— A

“so here’s the plan. i’m going to make a coffee,...”
— D

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want

feminist expatriate: porn does not equal sex...

me: where should i have my after party?
D: on my cock
me: hells yes! but seriously...

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“squeeze my head.” and did i…  a creamy pool of spit and precum collecting in...

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