altident

an alternate space where i explore my true identity.

if you've not yet reached your 18th year, please leave this tumblr. thx!!
Wed Jan 30
body modification blog

admittedly, some of this stuff freaks me out.  i am so very curious about people’s motivations, though.  i mean, what gives someone the great desire to stick 20 fish hooks through their skin up and down both sets of ribs and then hang themself by the hooks?  totally awesome.

Sun Jan 27

well, hey, tumblr.  i’ve been neglecting you, little buddy.  come over here and sit by me and maybe together we can come up with a few things to say…

Thu Jan 24
what.the.fuckity.fuck.fuck.

be sure to read the comments

“ We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.                   tom robbins
Wed Jan 23
paper bird
Tue Jan 22
  • me: hey!
  • i can has D's cock in my mouth?
  • D: WHOA! Umm sure
  • I love you sooo soo soo much, i just want to squeeze you!
  • me: awwwww, D!
  • i'll squeeze YOU.
  • D: good
  • you better
  • are you getting off at your normal time today
  • me: you mean from work? sorry my mind is somewhere else right now. i might need a bathroom break.
  • D: go for it honey. you've been a good girl.
  • me: why do you ask? will you be waiting in your office, pants down, pillow on the floor so i can blow you while you [do your work]?
  • D: whoa
  • I wish
  • I'm still working, you
  • and I'm getting a little tired
  • me: you can work. and ill work your dick.
  • : P
  • D: you! You're so dirty today
  • me: i'm a little loopy
  • all the endorphines from working out
  • D: sweet.
  • i'll be waiting. hurry home...
Mon Jan 21
my secret, too.  one of many.

my secret, too.  one of many.

Sun Jan 20
“ sleep with assholes, lie in shit A
Sat Jan 19
“ so here’s the plan. i’m going to make a coffee, you’re going to suck my balls and then we’ll watch the wire. okay? D
Fri Jan 18